Heightless Horseman – Men’s Tee
$42.00
Fear him. Run from him. Just don’t expect him to chase you very far. Jack Black-O-Lantern rides again as The Heightless Horseman — armed with fire, fury and a rocking horse that isn’t going anywhere. This type of evil is only issued on a black t-shirt.
Description
Every Halloween legend has to start somewhere.
Some emerge from haunted forests. Some crawl from forgotten graves. Others ride through the darkness on terrifying black stallions, striking fear into anyone unfortunate enough to cross their path.
Jack Black-O-Lantern got a rocking horse.
But Jack has never been one to let a minor logistical problem get in the way of making an entrance.
With his pumpkin blazing, cape billowing dramatically behind him and a freshly carved jack-o’-lantern held triumphantly overhead, Jack rides into Halloween as The Heightless Horseman — possibly the least mobile supernatural rider in recorded history.
The horse doesn’t gallop. It doesn’t really walk either. And despite Jack’s best efforts, rocking considerably harder has yet to improve the situation.
Still, you’ve got to admire the commitment.
Packed with fiery colour, vintage Halloween character and the slightly unhinged humour of MADMOA, The Heightless Horseman is for anyone who appreciates Halloween legends but thinks they could stand to take themselves a little less seriously.
Jack Black-O-Lantern may not be riding off into the night anytime soon…
But he looks magnificent trying.
Part of the MADMOA Halloween Collection.
New Zealand Standard.
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